Coniferous Pine

by Jungle Bodies

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It is and isn't a Christmas song. Harry Christmahannakwanzaamas!

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the one horse sleigh's forgotten me
christmas presents no not me
Christmas morning never comes
Christmas morning never comes

all the pretty girls, they don't see me
they don't know that I wanna be
with them under the mistletoe
with them under the mistletoe

How come I can't help being holiday inclined
I just want a tree; coniferous pine
This is all I ask, a little boy of nine
Help me, I'm a Jehova's Witness!

On Christmas morning when it snows
All I can do is blow my little nose
I can't make no snowballs, man
Just wanna throw some snowballs, man

No christmas, no birthday, no halloween
I'm lucky if I get to scream for ice cream
Silent nights are all I got
Silent nights are all I got for me

Santa I have tried to get you on the phone
I wrote you a letter, signed from me, Joe Ramone
It said please bring me a girl to call my own
I'll treat her nice, I promise!

How come I can't help being holiday inclined
I just want a tree; coniferous pine
This is all I ask, a little boy of nine
Help me, I'm a Jehova's Witness!

credits

released December 25, 2011
Guitar/Vocals - Andres Sanchez
Lead Guitar - Joseph Macias
Bass - Osmar Alaniz
Drums - Michael Flanagan
Background Vocals - Andres, Joseph, Osmar, and Michael
Claps - Andres, Joseph, and Osmar
Bells - Andres

Recorded + Mixed by Joseph Macias at Vulpes' practice storage unit in December 2011.

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